"I have no idea what a philanthropist is."

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regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

amidala-skywalkers:

Erebor, the Lonely Mountain, the last of the great Dwarf kingdoms of Middle Earth- Our home

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

(Source: guy)

honeysunk:

roane72:

This movie is a rom-com and nothing will convince me otherwise.

(Source: falconbigbutt)

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(Source: starlorrd)

nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

(Source: kimsoldblogone)

foolish-curiosity:

The art in this movie makes me melt.

(Source: storybookdisney)

somethingsensual:

hell-and-infinity:

Real dialogue. I shit you not.

And that’s why I love supernatural

issu:

somesickcat:

No photoshop. Just a kitty with HUGE EYES.

The lighting in this photograph is amazing~

(Source: deanpendragon)

greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need