"I have no idea what a philanthropist is."

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Sep 1

diarycrux:

diarycrux:

i thought i was in love but then he said he never read harry potter

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Sep 1
wildwolvesrun:

a. I marathoned Brooklyn Nine Nine today.
2. I saw THIS post.
(P.s. ‘NO.’ and ‘STOP IT.’ are two Stiles hears a lot, you shit.)

wildwolvesrun:

a. I marathoned Brooklyn Nine Nine today.

2. I saw THIS post.

(P.s. ‘NO.’ and ‘STOP IT.’ are two Stiles hears a lot, you shit.)

Sep 1
fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real

(Source: missdontcare-x)

Sep 1

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THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

(Source: okithecat)

(Source: human)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

(Source: galifianafuck)

onlylolgifs:

Dog knows difference between bath and walk.

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theblueboxonbakerstreet:

curiousgeorgiana:

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

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meowth, control yourself

artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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