"I have no idea what a philanthropist is."

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sebastianstoned:

hammandbuble:

sebastianstoned:

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#it’s not your beauty it’s your booty

(Source: metamorfomagus)

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.

- A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah)

bombing:

assassinboygregory:

bombing:

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

This isn’t going to end with us burying the pieces of his body out in the desert, is it?

(Source: teen-wolf)

(Source: cutiegabriel)

pleatedjeans:

21 Perfect Cat Reactions to Going Outside for the First Time

lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

flickerman:

flickerman:

whenever someone says they’re “taken” i assume they’re waiting for liam neeson to save them

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oceanmaster:

oceanmaster:

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(Source: rollingbarrel)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.

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Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)

"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."

 - Drax, upon hearing this conversation

(via thesylverlining)

(Source: alizena)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

no but imagine Parrish secretly thinking in his head ‘oh my god I have just awoken my latent super powers I am actually a real life super hero wait all of these dumb kids also have super powers CAN WE BE THE X-MEN OF BEACON HILLS’ and he secretly calls the Sheriff Professor X in his heart of hearts

# parrish gets more excited about vigilante justice than ANY of them  # derek and scott play rock paper scissors over who has to tell him that the mask is excessive  (via mercutiolicious)