"I have no idea what a philanthropist is."

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It’s okay… For a #beer . #samadams #oktoberfest

It’s okay… For a #beer . #samadams #oktoberfest

onehellofan-alchemist:

Wow that color reminds me of Ciel..

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no way

heytinafey:

where the FUCK ARE THEIR OSCARS?

spookythingy:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real?

the second from the top and the third from the bottom tho ooooomg

dreamy-cortex:

me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-

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me: nvm

confessingtos:

48 Years

September 8th, 1966

Happy Birthday, Star Trek

wendyrunawaywithalex:

"you’re as fake as the moans you make" is the most iconic lyric in the history of the world and if you don’t agree you can get out of town

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 
male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.See this gorgeous guy? 
This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.
You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 
Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.
* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

thejunglenook:

sinbadism:

glowcloud:

pinkmaned:

muscleprincess:

muscleprincess:

(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions

the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph

I

male lions rights activist

as a big cat fanatic and a zoo veteran: 

male lions are lazy fucks. they CHOOSE to fight cos they’re BORED.

As a professional Ethologist who specializes in apex predator and primate behavior, I can fully support this lazy lion notion.
See this gorgeous guy? 

This is Zero, the most photographed lion in National Geographic history (so I’ve been told). While his huge frame and two-toned mane make him an intimidating sight, he is essentially the biggest baby I observed while in South Africa.

You would hear these deep roaring moans echo across the reserve… and it was Zero, whining for the girls (Maggie and Lisa) to bring him food. The lazy bum would just roll around in the river bed moaning and groaning until the females would show up with a kill. 

Sure, he could fight if there happened to be a rival male in the area. And his ‘mock charge’ display was intimidating enough to keep just about everyone* out of his way… but 99% of the time this guy was all about moaning (for food), mating, and mane-flips.

* - The only animal not run off by Zero’s display was a honey badger, who - true to form - did not care.

behindthebloom:

Life as an avid reader can be tricky.

Follow Bloomsbury Publishing on Vine to feel less alone.

this is how I see their entire relationship

(Source: intern-gershwin-palmer)

urtube:

Honestly I can’t wait that long…

urtube:

Honestly I can’t wait that long…

vonmunsterr:

i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.

vonmunsterr:

i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.

(Source: notyourblonde)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

can-you-hear-the-fandoms-sing:

imnotflirtingbytheway:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

I literally feel disgust. What!?

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