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May 1

(Source: dunsted)

  • Frodo: But my own adventure turned out to be quite different. I'm not like you, Bilbo.
  • Bilbo: SON DONT BE SHITTIN ME I FOUGHT A FUCKING DRAGON AND I WAS LIKE BEST FRIENDS WITH DWARVEN ROYALTY DAMN RIGHT U AINT LIKE ME
  • Bilbo: My dear boy.
Feb 8

smileprettybaby:

i almost spit my beer out

(Source: zoika)

kilicakes:

I actually started laughing like a madman in the theatre at that line.

Jan 3

zeroi:

tartingshop:

whenever kirk is off on a mission or something and spock is left in charge of the enterprise, mccoy just sort of

wanders in

it’s like he has this sense that spock is going to need someone to disagree with him in order to move the plot along in the next three minutes!!!

it’s great

#NURSE CHAPEL WATCH THE PATIENTS #MY SENSORS TELL ME THAT SPOCK IS BEING WRONG ON THE BRIDGE

(Source: kimcardassian)

Jan 2

gokuma:

robofillet:

yes im a boy

yes i knit things

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

dappernessandprograms:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

image

why the fuck am I laughing

(Source: skyastrid)

YO DJ MUMFORD DROP THE BANJO

deedleodldleodleoddlleoedudndudndeeedldlodleodleodloedee

(Source: huggbutts)

Sep 4

mooseandtiger:

[x]

(Source: besthunters)

watchfulangel:

nepetaquest:

beesmygod:

my aunt and my sister are watching supernatural and my aunt just went “why dont they put salt in a hula hoop and just hula past all the demons”

WELL

WHY DONT THEY???

the road so far:

Pure brilliance.

likeahammertothecrotch:




#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

  #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him  

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

likeahammertothecrotch:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

(Source: vega-ofthe-lyre)

Dec 2
spitcastle:

Or where to go~//Potter, FOCUS

spitcastle:

Or where to go~//Potter, FOCUS